I don't think brook has ever known best
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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