We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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