I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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