There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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