i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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