Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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