Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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