So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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