Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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