So drunk, too bad you don't want this
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
