I got chris browned last night
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Randomize
