So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
tell me about the eggs
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