dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I deserve this hangover.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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