he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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