i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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