In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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