Fine. I'll sleep in my office
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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