No awkward lesbian experiences without me
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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