guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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