no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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