So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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