Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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