everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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