So drunk, too bad you don't want this
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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