This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I'm determined to sit on that face.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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