doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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