can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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