If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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