Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
organizing the empties. That sober.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
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