dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
you never un-have a 4some
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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