week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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