i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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