no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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