Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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