we have pet lesbian snakes
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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