one two three fourrrrnication!
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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