WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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