Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
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