I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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