i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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