If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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