I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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