The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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