I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
