when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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