That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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