Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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