i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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