People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
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