I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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