Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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