My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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