I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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