Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Everything about him screamed your future.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
It's shark week go big or go home
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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