Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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